This probably is up there with the grocery store flowers that footfeathers mocked. But hey, not every day is a peak summit, and sometimes I just need some down time. Please don't bring up ultra running moms or other running parents, because I don't know how they cope.
As you can see, I buy lots of shirts in "don't shoot me!" colors so I'm not mistaken for a prey animal, either by other humans or by our local feline predators, when I'm out running in the middle of nowhere. The brown color is something I wear casually in town or on bike trails.